i think i speak for everyone when i say noah centineo deserves a place in the cute white boys club alongside tom holland, timothée chalamet and harry styles
now that the big sick, love simon, set it up, crazy rich asians and to all the boys i’ve loved before did all the heavy lifting and resurrected the romcom we better be seeing more @ you hollywood cowards. you hacks. you FRAUDS
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
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Smiley and Handsome
bodies, like words,
are really just metaphors,imperfect vessels,
trying to carry souls
so that otherscan half-grasp
their meaning.
Actors meet their gremlin on-stage counterparts.
THIS👏🏽MAN👏🏽IS PLAYIN👏🏽W👏🏽MY👏🏽FEELINGS👏🏽AND👏🏽I👏🏽HAVE👏🏽JUST👏🏽HIT👏🏽THE👏🏽FLOOR👏🏽AHWBHGJDLXKJDPJ
I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog
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this is my fav video now
I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.
(via caw-chan)
what seventeen would call their girlfriends:
Seokmin: sugar
Hoshi: honey
Jeonghan: flour
Seungkwan: egg
Vernon: ½ pound butter
Wonwoo: stir
Joshua: pour into pan
Junhui: preheat oven to 375°
Minghao: bake for 15-20 minutes
Mingyu: take out of oven
Jihoon: cut into slices
Dino: put onto plate
Seungcheol: enjoy